awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

If having dogs has taught me anything, it’s how to eat cookies very quietly.

lizclimo:

fair enough

lizclimo:

fair enough

(Source: bakedblushh)

thatfunnyblog:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

thatfunnyblog:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

(Source: casualmalexlfan)

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

(Source: iraffiruse)

bunnyfood:

This guy.

(Source: iammyurl)

99gag:

A general conversation with my mom (even though I love her to pieces ) left me thinking of this gifhttp://99gag.tumblr.com/

99gag:

A general conversation with my mom (even though I love her to pieces ) left me thinking of this gif
http://99gag.tumblr.com/

According to my current parking spot I’m a physician.